Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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