Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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