your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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