yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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