To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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