Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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