Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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