How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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