There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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