Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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