There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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