i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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