Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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