hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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