The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I think I am morally bankrupt
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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