If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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