Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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