he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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