After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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