What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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