We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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