i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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