I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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