1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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