I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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