I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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