dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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