I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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