...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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