How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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