i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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