there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I was not drunk enough for that final.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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