physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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