Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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