Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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