i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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