I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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