I've blown a few things in my day
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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