i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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