Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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