as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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