I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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