I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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