Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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