Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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