Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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