you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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