maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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