ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize