Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I have already put on my inside pants.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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